3,2,1, Panic: Climate change could make humans shrink
Great Headlines in Science: “Climate crisis could make humans shrink in size, says fossil expert” Where science is just like a movie set It’s another great moment in science leaving beleaguered...
View ArticleClimate change causes inflation now too. Quick, put on more solar panels….!
Starving for any attention, the carbon-haters need to find a reason to get into the inflation debate. CO2 keeps rising but crops are up, forests are greener, tropical islands are growing, mangroves are...
View ArticleNanny State rules: French events banned “for the heat”— Climate lockdowns begin
In France the government is banning events “because of a heatwave” of 40 degrees C (104F) — as if adult mammals cannot figure out whether the temperature is too hot for their own health. Ancestors of...
View ArticleUS Queen-of-Witchdoctor-Congress legislates so Mother Earth does not get angry
The Energy debate in the most powerful nation on Earth is nothing more than stone age animism. Or perhaps it’s not that sophisticated. It’s just a kindergarten story. The Democrats are the new...
View ArticleNew Climate Omen appears: Glowing crystal jellyfish are telling you to...
By Jo Nova Lo behold, I give you the sign of doom. Bioluminescent jellyfish have traveled from the Pacific to the UK to warn of climate change. We know this because citizen scientists have been...
View ArticleSave Earth by blowing holes in the moon? Moon dust as a sunscreen for Earth
Art by Ofjd125gk87 By Jo Nova In the next great environmental cult moment, “The Science” has a plan to explode a 10-billion-kilogram dust cloud off the moon between the Earth and the Sun. Shimmery...
View ArticleUniversity Experts say climate change causes Earthquakes. Let’s stop quakes...
By TheMartian By Jo Nova Blame Exxon for the dead children of Turkey, eh? It’s not the corrupt building codes, the crustal plates, or the solar magnetic field. Climate change sets off earthquakes, you...
View ArticleAI chatbot encouraged man obsessed with climate change to kill himself to...
By Jo Nova Imagine we taught a generation to obey authority, question nothing, and ran one-sided prophesies of doom for their whole lifetime. Then in a mass experiment, we let loose AI Chat-bots...
View ArticleIt’s Biblical climate fire and brimstone, except the UN wants to be God
By Jo Nova UN Human Rights commissioner turns into a hellfire prophet Volker Turk has looked into his crystal bowl and sees five or ten plagues coming — there will be famine, flood, and fire, and the...
View Article‘Underground Climate Change’ Threatens to Destabilize Buildings
By Jo Nova Fossil Fuels destroy skyscrapers now The storms of 2,100 have gone underground and are wrecking your city as we speak. Climate Change has is weakening the foundations, shifting the ground...
View ArticleClimate change causes Earthquakes and Volcanoes again…
Photo by Toby Elliott on Unsplash By Jo Nova We need to know: Can We Stop Volcanoes with Solar Panels? Quick set up a summit. Give me a grant. Climate Change causes more rain (except when it causes...
View ArticleClimate Change causes attack of flesh eating bacteria!
By Jo Nova Just another spot of climate porn for the industry Like a bad B-grade movie, nearly every science news story also doubles as an advert for a cult and a carbon tax. Last August three people...
View ArticleBuy wind turbines or the whole world’s coral reefs will die!
By Jo Nova The Sydney Morning Herald goes full Coral Reef Seer — predicting not just the end of the vast Great Barrier Reef, but the complete loss of the entire world’s coral reefs. That’s a quarter to...
View ArticleAnother day in Climate mythology: coal fired plants are slowing Earths rotation
By Jo Nova Sometime a few years ago the Carbonistas stopped trying to pretend it was science, climate change has morphed into a ecclesiastical piñata instead. (If they whack it hard enough, grants fall...
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